Oh my God
I first heard about this through TV Tropes. I probably shouldn't have.
As much as I would like to say that your Animation's shit, the voice acting is worse than mine, and the idea is just ungodly unbelievable... Oh wait, I just did.
Seriously, you've got to stop swearing in every sentence, improve your skills and become a much more creative person. Either that or join all of the internet's other punching bags in the corner; either or.